Herpes simplex:

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Beautiful Lola walks into a doctor’s office and announces that sometimes she gets blisters, pain when urinating, cold sores and vaginal discharge.

She is stunningly awesome. The doctor looks at her, can’t resist, so tells her to take off her pants; she does and drops them on the floor. He starts rubbing her thighs.

“Do you know what I am doing?” asks the doctor?

“Yes, checking for abnormalities.” she replies.

Then he tells her to take off her shirt and bra; she does and drops them on the floor too. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, “Do you know what I am doing now?” she replies, “Yes, checking for lumps.”

Finally, he carefully, removes her panties, lay her on the table and starts having her.

“Lola dear, do you know what I am doing now?”

Lola replies, “Yes, getting herpes – that’s why I am here!”